Owner, Founder, CEO, CFO, CMO & Chairman of the Board
Lions, tigers and bears? Oh yes. As founder of Devon Dentler's Wild Animal Artist Representation Incorporated, I can turn any animal into a star… whether they want it or not.
Sure, I interviewed hundreds of prettier girls, but Brit stood out for one simple reason: she wouldn't look me in the eye. That kind of fear is desirable in an assistant. So are strong arms and trunk-like legs. All the better to carry scripts across the Sahara.
"Joe" is a fifteenth generation scout. He helps me find all sorts of clients… even ones who think they don't want to be found. According to local legend he can speak to the earth itself. But of course that's bullshit. Nobody can do that. Still, I pay him double the normal fee just in case.